Eric is...

1. "Eric, is that you?"
2. "Eric is not responsible for anything that happens to your browser or your happiness with it as a result of your loading up these tests."
3. "ERIC is leveraging new technologies to streamline processing and speed delivery"
4. "ERIC is adopting metadata standards to help users refine their database"
5. "Now, Eric is happily remarried to Stephanie..."
6. "Eric is also occupied with his son Rick's battle for paternity..."
7. "Eric is a William Atkin design, and his plans are available from Atkin & Co."
8. "ERIC is available to the general public."
9. "... I've heard ERIC is changing - what's happening? ..."
10. "Eric is performing his little comedy show at various Utah county fairs!"